Captions Baby!! Corey's Joke Center (aka My Brother)!!

                                                                                        
Gendou: " Huston we have a problem....? I seem to can't get my zipper down.... Call the 3rd Child"   
Shinji: " EWWW I DON'T WANNA TOUCH THAT! I DON'T KNOW WHERE ITS BEEN!! "

Rei: Marry me!!
Shinji: Swwweeettt....


Vicious: Hey Birdy, I gotta tell you something.... you like to kill? Hun? Hun? You like to kill? You like to kill? Answer me! Say it! SAY IT!!
Birdy: CCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Vicious: Lets go kill Spike! ^_^

Gren: You see... it was just a joke, really it was. 
I mean I don't really have breast! Look at me... come 
on you see any breast here? Look, you wanna know 
who has breast... Faye. Yeah, she has breast alright....
Corey: Alright, now, look in your shirt and spell A-T-T-I-C
Gren: Eh... okay... A-T-T-I-C
Corey: WHOA!! YOU DO GOT EM'!!
Gren: Eh?!

Uranus: Kiss me baby!!
Neptune: Really?
Uranus: I want you baby...
Neptune: You know we're gay... right?
Uranus: I know
Neptune: Lets get married... in the netherworld
Uranus: Yeah right
Starhealer: Oh my god! You guys are gay?! Well I'm a transsexual!! I'm a boy and girl!! HOT-CHA!!

Sana-chan: I'm a teenager, and proud of it.... I can afford my own scooter, with the monkey leader... I got it with a value pack
Hayama: Yeah right, screw you... I'm just in for the picture shot.

Mighty Mouse: YO! Sup dawg? What ya'll doin'? 
Person on the phone: Nothin'.... just killin'
Might Mouse: Dat right, Zoryndyke?
Zoryndyke: DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN ERN ERN ERN ERN ERN
Kino: I deal with this everyday.... OH MY GOD TOKYO BAY IS BEING DESTROYED!!
Might Mouse: True. True.

 
Goku: WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH.... BING!! I'm a super sayin!! You can't make that sound! I got long blonde hair!! and I'm DEAD!! DEAD!! GET IT?!




Gohan: I KAHMEHAMEHAAA... oh I just wish that I can do it!!

Goku: Let me show you how its done, Gohan.... SS1... Ka... SS2... Me... SS3... Ha... SS4... Me.... SS5... HAA!! LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK!! LOOK AT THAT!! AT THAT!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! LOOK AT THAT!!! PIMPMASTER G!!!
Gohan: Eh... oooookaaayyy.... pops

Vash: Slide... Chuck... chuck... BOOM!!! I'M DOIN' THE ELECTRIC SLIDE WITH THE GUN MY BROTHER GAVE ME THAT MAKES ME BLOW UP THINGS!!! CHUCK CHUCK BOOM!!!


Wolfwood: I'm on crack... so what... I'm on weed... so what... I'm on cigarettes... so what... I inject my self... so what... so call me Wolfwood the drug addict. 

Wolfwood: ehehehehehehehahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHABWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That tickles....


Legato: What is this? It has five fingers, and a palm, with cracks in it.... what is it? Tell me? Please. Call. Me. Number 555-62Legato... 99 cents a minute.

Vash: YA MISS ME!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU MISS ME!! LOOK AT ALL EM' BULLETS!!! YOU KNOW I'M GHETTO!! LOOK AT THE CLOTHES I WEAR!!! I'M GHETTO!!! LOOK AT THE WAY I WALK!!! I'M GHETTO!! LOOK AT THE WAY I SIT!!! I'M GHETTO!!! LOOK AT THE GUN I HAVE!!! I'M GHETTO!! LOOK THAT HAIR G!!!

Meryl: HAISOL!!! WE WOULD LIKE TO TAKE YOUR ORDER PLEASE.... TRY OUR COMBO NUMBER 5... ITS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED... WITH WONG TONG SOUP!!! HAISOL!!!
Millie: Who ordered number 4... that's 24 doubledollars and 66 c cents.
Meryl: Oh lalalalala!!!


Spike: Its SAKE! Number one in the hood G!!
Jet: Oooo I butcher my bonsais....
Ed: I'M ON CRACK!!!! YAY!!!
Faye: Um... I guess... wait... i think it says... WOWOW... and something in Japanese with Bebop... um so i guess its Cowboy Bebop WOWOW.. and something... ooo i feel fuzzy....

Faye: I got the urge to herble!!!
Chorus: She got the urge to herble... she got the herble in the shower for another half an hour!! She got the urge... natural botanicals... she got the urge to herbal... ahhh

Spike: You know you really look like a hoochy in that.... in that spandix.. dress... :: looks down ::
Faye: ECCHI!!! :: punches Spike in the eye... and kicks him in the balls ::
Spike: ....... I was just looking at your breast.....
Gren: :: pops in from nowhere :: TOLD YOU!! SHE HAS THE BREAST!!!
Faye: You STUPID @%$#&*%#@^&%*$@

Vicious: hmmmmmehehehehehehhahahahahahahBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
You're hilarious!!


Twinkle Maria Murdock: My name is Tickle Me Maria Murdock!!!