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1. You run around the house with the Bublebillion© and yell out " MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!" 2. You go out side for recess and take a ball and through it at you classmates and say " KAHMEAHAMEAHA!" 3. You go take your parents to the mall and go to every jewelry shop looking for the Jewel of Life. 4. You go take your parents to the mall and go to every jewelry shop looking for the Emporium Silver Crystal 5. You go to school wearing a Japanese School Uniform looking like Usagi or Shinji. 6. You make your friends hair look like Usagi's. 7. You dye your hair blue and think your Ami Mizuno. 8. You take your black cat to the Arcade and tell it to enter the codes to win a level. 9. You go to a hardware store and tell them to make a " Key of Time" so you can travel to the 30th century to meet Neo Queen Serenity. 10. You take a Darth Maul Lightsaber and run around yelling " Flare Up Now!" 11. You do each of the Ronin Warriors transformations, word by word and their exact actions! 12. You freak out when there is only one copy of " Tenchi Forever: Tenchi In Love 2", and it's $30. 13. Look at Number 14 14. I skipped number 13 since the number 13 is bad luck. You ever noticed why hotels skip the 13th floor??? And go on to 14th floor??? But really the 14th floor is actually the 13th floor, so actually there is really no use to skip the 13th floor when actually the 14th floor is the 13th floor so, I skipped both of these numbers and went on to 15 which is actually 14. 15. You freak out when the only Anime store in your town moves to another state. (It happened to me!) 16. You goto a costume shop and look for the Sailor Starlights costumes, and when they don't have them you tell the owner to make one or else. 17. You go to Japan expecting to find NERV headquarters. 18. You go to Japan to see if you can spot any Digidestins. 19. You go to Japan expecting to find " Phantom Quest Corp." Headquarters, and ask if you could join. 20. You go to a tattoo shop and ask them to tattoo a crescent moon on your forehead. 21. You take a yellow permanent marker and draw a crescent moon on your forehead. 22. You go to a park, wait at the edge of the dock with your boyfriend and expect a little girl looking like you to fall out the sky. 23. You go out side at night during a full moon, and sing every single Japanese Sailor Moon song. 24. You tell your friends that your Son Goku and your younger brother is Son Gohan and your older brother is Raditz. 25. You dye your hair pink, where pink contacts, and say your Chibi-usa. 26. You go outside with a fire extinguisher and yell out " Shine Aqua Illusion!" 27. Everytime you hear Sailor Moon do her speech you say, " No your not, I'm Sailor Moon!!" 28. You take a paper gun at point it at your girlfriend during lunch and say " I'll destroy you." 29. You dress up like Heero Yuy, and expect people to respect you. 30. You expect someone in your school works for OZ. 31. You run to everyone in your school saying, " I'm Ryu Of The Wildfire!" 32. You think you are a genetically created being from NERV, and your mission is to the pilot the Evangelion. 33. You take a ball and yell out, " Bulbasaur! I choose you!" 34. You write all your reports on the Assassination of Heero Yuy. 35. You write you history fair report on the destruction of the Moon Kingdom 1,000 years ago. 36. You argue with your history teacher about After Colony 195 and say it was real. 37. You argue with your science teacher about the moon and say, " The was a kingdom on the moon, and Queen Beryl destroyed it!!" 38. Your teachers pass you to the next grade because they don't want to here you stories about the Ronin Warriors. 39. You take a lightsaber and do Squall Lionheart's limit break. 40. You take a lightsaber and do Cloud Strife's Climbhazzord Limit Break 41. You tell you teachers that you are Relena Peacecraft of the Sanq Kingdom. 42. You yell out every Digimon digivole call during Technology everytime you press a key. 43. Your art teacher already sense that you are a Anime fan, because all your pictures have NGE, DBZ, SM, Digimon, Pokemon, and GW. 44. You purposely fail all of your math test. 45. You think that you are Sinji Ikari, and say your dad works at NERV intelligence. 46. You hear your phycotheripist tell your parents that " he needs special help." 47. You take a lighter and yell out, " Mars Fire Ignite!" 48. You go to Bush Gardens, Tampa Bay, and go on the ride Tidal Wave and yell out before going down the hill " NEPTUNE TIDAL WAVE SUBMERGE!!!!!" 49. You do all the Inner and Outer Senshi attacks and transformations perfectly. 50. You dress you pets up as Pokemon, Your bird Piggiteo (or however you spell it), your mouse or hamster Pikachu, you dog Vulpix, and your cat Mewoth. 51. You dress up like Ash and in the middle of lunch stand up and yell. " I'm Ash Katchem, and I'm a Pokemon master!" 52. You teachers tell you to stop talking about Anime in the middle of class, or you go to the deans office. 53. You go to the deans office, and you change the students and the deans into Anime Freaks. 54. You have Akira Toriyama place a life time restraining order on you. 55. You become a stalker. 56. You think your sister works for oz and you thimk when you turn 14 you'll become an inner senshi. by SailorGemini5432@aol.com 57. You stand on your desk say you are heero yuy push the power button on a tv remote say mission accepted and expect your school to blow up. by Zk1JXxFiRexX1987@aol.com 58. You know if you watch too much anime if.....You take one of your swords and try to make your own limit breaks. by Kare 59. After injuring your self serverly, you take a bag of (any kind) beans, eat them and think their Senzu beans. 60. You were psychologically messed up from all the action and the new Gundams after seeing the premier of Endless Waltz at AX 2000. 61. You dye your hair sea green and expect a woman with short dirty blonde hair named Haruka (Almara) to walk up to you. 62. You give up your dreams to be a doctor, vet, or a scientist to be a famous Manga artist and hope they turn it into a hit Anime series like Sailor Moon or DBZ. 63. You pick up a pen, pencil, or any other kind of object and say "Ronins to arms!". by Clickborb 64. You think that one day when you are in high school, 7 women from space are going to fall to earth and make your life a living heck. by futureastronauts@juno.com 65. You think that when your 14 your black cat will tell you that you are the lost Sailor Scout of the Moon. 66. At story book day at your school, you dress up like a Sailor Scout. 65. At tacky day at your school, you dress up as Ryoko's transformed state, and the dean disqualifies you for having a skin tight unapprotated outfit. by GohanGotenTrunks_99 66. You get a Co2 cartridge and throw it on the ground and expect a hover craft to appear. by Epyon0C@aol.com 67. you tell your class that your destined to become neo queen serenity. By: sailorgemini5432@aol.com 68. you think your science teacher is queen beryl. By: sailorgemini5432@aol.com 69. you yell out in class i am heero yuy and i will destroy you. By: sailorgemini5432@aol.com 70. You let your hair grow out long, dye it gold, use two cans of hair spray to get it to stand up right and say "Hey look at me I'm a Super Saiyan". NBKMS85@aol.com 71. You take a chicken egg, paint a symbol on it and go in front of one of your pets and shout "digi armour energise!" and expect it to digivolve. tickets1@gte.net72. You take a bottle cap, intstal a flashing light in it , go to one of your pets and shout" ________________(pets name), its time for you to digivolve!" and expect them to digivolve. tickets1@gte.net 73. You stand outside in a thunderstorm and shout"Jupiter thunder crash ZAP!" and hope to get struck by lightning. By: tickets1@gte.net 74. When You Actually Believe That You Are Related To An Anime Character. And I Believe That Some Of You Actually Think That ^_^; 75. You take a rope stick little hearts on it, throw it and say "Venus Love CHain Encircle!!" JohtoMaster5@aol.com 76. You tell your friends to beat you up expecting to go Super Saijin. JohtoMaster5@juno.com 77. When you have every anime song on napster and
you listen to them in the order 78. You warn everyone to stay away from strange-looking books, because it might let all the Clow Cards loose. (#''s 78 - 19 by: DervelEnchanter@aol.com ) 79. You dye your hair purple, cut part of it short, put the rest in pigtails andsay you are destined to marry the hottest guy in school, who is actually the prince of Jurai. 80.You repeditively run into your wall hopeing you will soon go through it like Ryoko. (#'s 80 - 88 by: Puppetmon1313@aol.com ) 81.You take your rabbit and through it into the air, hoping it will become a giant spaceship. 82.You name your pet parakeet pigeotto and try to teach it to say its name(pigeotto). 83.You steal someone's breifcase and open it, hoping to see an android inside(like melfina). 84.You shave a cresent moon on your black cats forehead. 85.You by $60 imported sailor moon boots, and wear them to school with your blue pleeded skirt and long blonde pigtails thinking your cool. 86.You go to Japan hoping to meet Goku. 87.When your friend who went to Japan came back and said "You'll never believe this! There were Pokemon running around every where! It was sooo cool! I caught a Pikachu, but I lost it on the plane!" you believe them. 88.You run around the track at school, hoping Van
Fannel will appear from another world, kill a dragon, and take you back to his world. 93. You constantly search for an ancient sealed shrine that contains a powerful, yet beautiful demon ( like Ryoko ). By: Mevasq91554@aol.com 94. every week you type in you know you watch to much anime when and
all of the links are alldread highlited by: hook_horror@hotmail.com 115.You run to your local church, steal the cross, and and start tryin to shoot people with it! bree11sk8s@aol.com 116. When you try to convince you little sister to dye her hair blue, wear pink contacts, and change her name to Sasami just cuz you dyed you hair purple, wear pink contacts and changed your name to Ayeka. And she does it. rrowsley@pacbell.net 117. when you get in trouble in school or at home you grab your pet bunny and say "rio-o-kie go!'" and throw it in the air and think its going 2 turn into a space ship. CATCHEVY@aol.com 115. when you know
your an anime freak is if you read
this far and enjoyed it! CATCHEVY@aol.com 127. you hit ice in winter with a broken hockey stick thinking its a sword i did that *blush* Zeldalink196025@aol.com 128. You get a cat and a rabbit hopeing they'll transform together into ryoOhki TokyoTenchi492@cs.com 129. draw on your glasses with a "magic marker" two spirals and make your hair screwed up and put on a boy's japanese school uniform and [panting] say " hi i'm Melvin! wheres my girl, Molly?" [laughs] RJSURFER@webtv.net 130. You travel around the world in search of a cabbit ( like Ryo-oh-ki ). Mevasq91554@aol.com 131. You write up a resume so you can join the Galaxy Police (caution: you might meet Mihoshi !!!). Mevasq91554@aol.com 132. You carve two life-size replicas of Azaka & Kamidaki out of two giant trees (complete with floating ability). Mevasq91554@aol.com 133. you know you watch too much anima when you hold up a heart shaped locket and say moon crystal power. Sasami108@aol.com 134. When you sprain or dislocate your ankle during gym, you lie on your back, grab your ankle, and pull it out to pop it back iin, hearing that nasty <crraackk> sound. OyogiB13@aol.com 135. You stand outside every night expecting a robot to fall out of the sky, crash in your backyard, and a guy w/ messy hair, wearing a green tank top and a pair of extremely tight blue spandex pants, to fall out upon the machine's landing. OyogiB13@aol.com 136. You start calling yourself "shinigami". OyogiB13@aol.com 137. Your father turns into a panda and you're afraid of cats. Mevasq91554@aol.com 138. You know your teacher is an anime freak when he catches you drawing anime on you school library book, and complements you on your realistic Escaflowne, but that you should change the head a bit. Then he proceeds to fix it. - wingedphantom@hotmail.com 139. You believe that an raven is going to exploded out of nowhere with a bunch of smoke bombs flying everywhere, and a guy is going to break free from being chained up killing everyone with his sword. 140. You know if you watch too much anime if you go to China looking for the Jusenkyo springs to turn into something else when splashed by cold water. Tokny94133@aol.com 141. You know if you watch too much anime if you try spearing people with roses. Tokny94133@aol.com 142. You go to the circus, and when you see someone doing a triple axle flip, you and your friend yell in unison, without trying...."GO TROWA!" (sad to say that was a true comment...) VampireZea@aol.com 143. You light a stick on fire, yell "Mars fire ignite!!" and throw it at an innocent person. angelbot42@hotmail.com 144. You think Tenchi goes to your school and has a secret crush on you. angelbot42@hotmail.com 145. You go to the mall yelling "Bwaahhaahhaa!! I am the space pirate Ryoko!" and rob all the stores. angelbot42@hotmail.com 146. On the 4th of July, when the fire works show starts, you yell " AAAGGGHHH!! Were under attack!! Bring out the gundums!!" angelbot42@hotmail.com 147. You go around telling everyone that cabbits live all over the moon and you can see them at night sometimes. angelbot42@hotmail.com 148. You’re in love with Wu Fei……and you’re a guy Mayuka521@aol.com 149.You dress like Heero……and you’re forty poundsoverweight Mayuka521@aol.com 150. You convert to Catholicism,just to be like Duo……and you walk around wearinga minister’s furnish Mayuka521@aol.com 151.You claim yourself to be theShinigami Mayuka521@aol.com 152. You decide that, after allthis time, Treize drinks too much Mayuka521@aol.com 153. You paint your car greenishblack and write the word “Nataku” on it Mayuka521@aol.com 154. You think that Heero and Duo make a cute couple (*looks around* who said that?) Mayuka521@aol.com 155. You grow your hair long and keep it in a braid……and you happen to be American Mayuka521@aol.com 156. You spend the time to write lists like this Mayuka521@aol.com 157. You write fanfic……the fanfic you write consists of yaoi……and you’re the star character Mayuka521@aol.com 156. You join the circus……and fall in love with your sister Mayuka521@aol.com 157. You reiterate your girlfriends name, just to hear the sound of it……and you say it in a question form Mayuka521@aol.com 157. Mobile suits remind you of your girlfriend Mayuka521@aol.com 158. You carry big guns and old fashion swords around you… 159. Whenever you put glasses on, you change your personality Mayuka521@aol.com 160. You jump headfirst of a tall building…...and you
survive… 161. ...you cry like a sissy (like Omi) at the end of every episode. Mayuka521@aol.com 162. You buy an authentic katana, dye your hair flame-red, and club your sister into a coma to be like Aya Mayuka521@aol.com 163.You THROW that authentic katana you just bought at a passing helicopter, even though it's thousands of feet in the air. Mayuka521@aol.com 164.You hit on your teacher, telling her that you're the American Yohji Casanova. Mayuka521@aol.com 165.You suddenly decide that you're one of Omi's lost relatives, preferably his brother. Mayuka521@aol.com 167.You actually understand why Ken's name is Ken, instead of a Japanese name like the other three. Mayuka521@aol.com 168.You’re hooked to WK yaoi. Mayuka521@aol.com 169.You"accidentally" hit your brother in the butt with a dart while pretending to be Omi. Mayuka521@aol.com 170. You actuallynotice that even though Omi's hands don’t type, there are still key stroke sounds coming from the computer. Mayuka521@aol.com 171. You’re in love with Yohji. Mayuka521@aol.com 172. You carve a heartinto the school's oak tree, with the words "I love Omi" in the middle. Mayuka521@aol.com 173. You actually dress like Weiß. Mayuka521@aol.com 172. You actually TRYto dress like Weiß, but end up looking way more out-of-fashion. Mayuka521@aol.com 173. You finally realized that Persia resembles the mysterious guy with the cat from the Inspector Gadget cartoon. Mayuka521@aol.com 174. You have to dig through all the fan sub tapes to get to the other side of the room. Mayuka521@aol.com 175. The TV suddenly blows up. Mayuka521@aol.com 176. The VCR also blows up. Mayuka521@aol.com 177. You secretly dressed up your boyfriend while he was asleep, and watched him scream in terror when he woke up and saw himself looking exactly like Yohji. Mayuka521@aol.com 178. You decide to takeout an organ just so you can make a guy in school—that looks exactly like Aya (Ran)—like you. Mayuka521@aol.com 179. You drive a car off a cliff thinking its a starship and it'll fly. angelbot42@hotmail.com 180. You call your mom queen Serenity. angelbot42@hotmail.com 181. You think your mom actually is Queen Serenity, so u must be Princess Serena. angelbot42@hotmail.com 182. Whenever u hear Ayeka and Ryoko say" Tenchis mine" you scream " NO HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!" and start beating up the tv. angelbot42@hotmail.com 183. You try to convince NASA that you can pilot a ship. angelbot42@hotmail.com 184. You call your dad Goku. angelbot42@hotmail.com 185. You know your dad watches to much anime if he calls you Gohan. angelbot42@hotmail.com 186. You think you're a Ctarl-Ctarl and you try to transform one night under the moon. Mevasq91554@aol.com 187. You have tons of fiancees, yet you can turn into a girl with cold water. Mevasq91554@aol.com 188. you go to your friend's bonfire and make everyone believe that you can read the flames aten_gurl@hotmail.com 189. you think every guy with a mushroon cut in your school is the reincarnate of Trunks, and stalk them. aten_gurl@hotmail.com 190. you stick your arms out and start screaming, and expect to go super saya-jinn aten_gurl@hotmail.com 191. you expect to find an Iczelion at your doorway anytime
now aten_gurl@hotmail.com You think you have something worthy, funny, or cool to add to this list email me! Check list: 1 -2: Your are a normal Otaku 3 - 5: Cool it down.... don't go crazy on me 6 - 9: I recommend you to a doctor 10+ : Stay far away from me. I don't know you. |
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